Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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