Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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