Yo dont text me then not text me
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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