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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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