Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
