i just had sex bonerless
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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