The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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