My hand turned me down
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
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I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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