two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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