I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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