i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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