when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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