Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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