I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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