The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
i think i just lost a toe
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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