ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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