there's paper in my vomit.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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