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• (503): View more from Oregon

  ...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...

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• (559): View more from California

  my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  soo how bad was i last night?

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  licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  dont eat that thats our sex nutella.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.

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