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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  there's paper in my vomit.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer

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  ... I'm KD

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here

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• (347): View more from New York

  It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist

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