Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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