Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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