Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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