Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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