just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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