Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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