No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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