remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
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You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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