I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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