Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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