sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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