i need an iv and a liver transplant
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
its liver damage thursday
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