Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He keeps bees of course he's weird
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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