Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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