I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I understand Curling. That high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
i now understand why vodka
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize