mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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