she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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