...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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