Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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