Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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