Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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