so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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