Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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