He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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