some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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