it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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