Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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