He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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