You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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