Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Barsexuality is the new black.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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