There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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