i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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