is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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