Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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