O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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