I puked a lego.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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